How To Be Free From
Hello. My name is Doctor VanderHawk.
If you are like most people I know, you've got some kind of problem or perhaps a multitude of problems that you feel is really making your life a grueling, miserable, living hell. Wouldn't you like to rid yourself of those (that) thing(s)?(!)
I have discovered that the ancient art of self-hypnosis is the key to just that! By simply staring into the image provided below for anywhere from two to forty-five minutes at a time, while monotonously repeating one of the positive self-affirmations I have also provided, You'll soon be saying "I feel like a new man or a new woman!"
I am a HAPPY person.
I am a SUPER person.
I am a VERY SPECIAL person.
(but not 'special' like mentally challenged, or anything like that!)
I no longer have the desire to smoke, drink, overeat, oversleep, hit my wife, hit my husband, hit my children, hit my dog, or cat, or any other pet of any kind.
My life is perfect.
It really is perfect.
I'm not just saying that, either.
Each day I am happier than I ever was or have been before (or something like that).
I am mightier than my multitude of incredibly miserable problems.
I am a handsome man or a pretty woman.
My body is free from all tumors, lesions, blisters, boils, warts, fungi, yeast infections, aches, pains, spasms, deformities, any and all life-threatening diseases...and acne.
I no longer feel the need to binge and purge.
I am NOT Possessed!
I will no longer silently fart in public places.
I will no longer clip my toenails with my teeth.
I will no longer smoke crack cocaine.
I will no longer be condescending to stupid people.
I am no longer filled with disgust and self-loathing.
I am no longer consumed with my own pathetic inadequacies.
I am at peace with myself.
I am at peace with all those who cross my path in life.
I can forgive and be at peace with those who piss me off.
But those who continue to piss me off are in for big, big trouble.
I am SO serious!!!
I can bend spoons with my mind.
I can travel back and forth in time.
I can silence annoying people with my powerful gaze.
All that is good and powerful in the universe is MINE!
hypnotherapist. Nor is he an actual doctor.
Nor is Spencer VanderHawk his real name.
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Dream Analysis by The Amazing VanderHawk